Creeped Out

As an attempt to pass time while I procrastinated to go grocery shopping in RL, I went fishing. Here I was, enjoying the fresh air and the calm waves when this chick got in my box. Post-commentaries italicized as always.

[17:26] Incoming message from Keke Acoustic
[17:26] Keke Acoustic: How does fishing on sl work?
[17:28] Leilani Helendale: get a rod start fishing lol
[17:29] Keke Acoustic: I mean how much linden do you get for that shit?
[17:30] Leilani Helendale: did you just copy what i had on my rl tab? (like most people who hit me up, I profiled her)
[17:30] Keke Acoustic: huh? (lol gotta love this response)
[17:31] Leilani Helendale: 19 :: Caucasian :: Kentucky
Verify this ^_^凸

You can KISS the ring but you
can NEVER touch the crown. ♔

“We ignore those who adore us, we adore those who ignore us. We love those who hurt us, we hurt those who love us.
[17:31] Leilani Helendale: clear enough?
[17:32] Keke Acoustic: lmfao, do you feel complimented for me using your quotes?
[17:32] Leilani Helendale: more like creeped the fuck out o.0
[17:32] Keke Acoustic: idk why you’d be creeped (yeah, nothing creepy about the movies Single White Female or The Roommate either)
[17:33] Leilani Helendale: are you that lame you’d just copy and paste other ppl’s profile on yours, cant come up with your own.
[17:33] Keke Acoustic: exactly. i’m pretty fucking lame. sadly, it was temporary and i didn’t even realize i did it. lmfao (at least she admitted she was lame, but how in the hell do you not realize you just copied then pasted someone’s stuff onto your profile? lol looks like someone forgot to take their meds)

She reminds me of one of those dumbasses who when caught in the act of cheating on their significant other, use the excuse of slipping on a banana peel and landing on top of someone’s dick lol OMG smh… Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time I’ve caught someone copying my profile. I had this one dumb bitch who copied 3 of my picks that were entirely written in my own words, she didn’t even bother changing them around. I IMed her but she didn’t respond.. fuckin’ coward. I would have blogged her ass but I didn’t have this blog at the time.

Moral of this story, kids? Don’t copy my shit! But nah, in all seriousness, this isn’t just about copying profiles, it’s about coming up with your own thing, whether it be your avi’s look, the character you play, what ever. I’m tired of these unoriginal twats on SL who just go around cloning others. And that Barbie blonde bimbo stuff has been done to death, but it’s funny each one of these hos claim to be the original lol go fuckin’ figure. And the midget duck faces? OMFG.. dump that load already >.> There are almost limitless possibilities, is it really that hard to be creative? Next time you feel like inspecting/copying me or someone else, how about trying out different looks, mix and match shapes, skins, hair colors, clothing styles, etc and find something that is uniquely you. I think that’s part of the fun, creating the virtual representation of you on SL, so don’t rob yourself of that experience. Deuces.

No Demo? No Thanks.

So I haven’t been blogging much lately. Why? Just because I haven’t really felt like it. It’s that time of the year again for me that I’m bored out of my mind with SL. There’s only so much chatting and shopping a girl can do. I even took up fishing, yup, that bored. Although I must admit, I’ve gotten pretty addicted to Fish Hunt. No, you’re not gonna get rich off fishing, but it does pay for itself and some change. Plus it does what it’s suppose to, which is pass time.

I do want to take a quick min to apologize for not giving you new crap to laugh about more often because I know some of you keep coming back to check for new posts. I’m kind of curious about my stalkers, so if you’ve found yourself constantly coming back to my blog to read what I have to say, hit me up in-world. That is, unless you’re the standard creepo guy/girl who likes to fap to pixels because you just can’t seem to get some RL ass, all the while, you haven’t managed to get some sun in the last week or so, still sitting in your crusty bathrobe, with empty pizza boxes and soda cans piling up all around you in your momma’s basement you call home. *shudders*

Speaking of bathrobes, on to what I really wanted to rant about. I looked into mesh clothing lately since it’s all the rave right now. But what I do find disturbing about the current standard sizing is that it’s not very curvy shape friendly. Who ever came up with this “standard” sizing needs to get punched in the face. Not everyone wants to walk around like a goddamn twig on SL, you know. So pardon me if I’m not some fatty in RL who’s trying to be a size negative zero in SL because I just can’t seem to say no to Twinkies. *rolls eyes* Oh, they do have bigger sizes, you say? Yeah, they do, and the larger sizes make you look like you’re wearing a freakin’ garbage bag. So unless you’re a toothpick with no tits and ass in SL or are willing to change your shape to fit into the current sizing, you will get no love from mesh clothing designers. Now keep in mind, I’m mostly talking about mesh clothing for women, and not men. The fellas really don’t have that kind of issue since they don’t have boobs, hips, and ass to worry about fitting into these clothes. Trannies on the other hand, totally different story, but that’s a whole another post. But I do want to give kuddos to Hucci, they added their own curvy sizes. Although one of them fits my chest and booty, the midsection is a bit too wide, like I’m 5 mos pregnant as you can see on the pic below while I was wearing their new tank dress. But I guess that’s a step in the right direction in keeping us voluptuous ladies in mind.

Oh, and another thing that bugs me about mesh clothing is when some of these store owners put something up for sale but don’t offer demos. I went to one earlier for some mesh jacket, guess what, no demo. I mean seriously? Why can’t you put out a demo? You want us to buy it blindly and hope the shit fits? What if it doesn’t, the joke’s on us because you already have our money and you know we can’t ask for a refund? I left that store quickly (store will remain nameless because I don’t wanna send traffic to them). I then TPed to another that did offer a demo. And guess what, even though the bigger size looked like I was wearing a dress out of a pretty printed potato sack (see pic below), I bought it anyway.

So for those of you store owners who don’t offer demos, I’m sure I’m not the only one who’ve passed up buying your stuff from lacking a demo, so unless you want to alienate yourself from consumers like me, take the time to put out a demo!